Possibly one of life’s most important questions: “Fan’s Dinner?” In Doric, that’s simply “When’s dinner?” Ideal for anyone whose day tends to revolve around knowing when the food is appearing. Nae Scotland, Nae Party.

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk.
• Lightweight 4.5 oz Fabric – Comfortable from first coffee to last orders.
• Unisex Fit – Relaxed, true to size, and easy to wear.
• Printed in the USA – US orders are printed and shipped locally.
• 30-Day Guarantee – Love your tee or get your money back.

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than a Highland coo’s fringe, stronger than your average excuse, and made to survive plenty of wear. Pre-shrunk too, so it shouldnae suddenly become a crop top after one wash.

Lightweight & Breathable – Comfortable 4.5 oz fabric that keeps you cool from the first coffee of the day to the questionable decisions later that night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit – Relaxed, comfortable, and made to suit just about everybody. Pick your usual size, pull it on, and let the shirt do the talking.

Reinforced Durability – Double-needle stitching at all the important bits, so it can handle repeated wear, wild nights, and the occasional questionable dance move.

Seamless Collar – Quarter-turned construction keeps that awkward centre crease away and helps the collar hold its shape. Because nobody wants a neckline doing its own thing.

Tear-Away Label – Easily removed for smooth, tag-free comfort. No itching, no scratching, and no label trying to start a fight with the back of your neck.

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.30-Day Money-Back Guarantee – Love your tee, or send it back within 30 days for a refund. No arguments, no awkwardness, and definitely no Highland standoff.

Printed in the USA – Every US order is printed and shipped right there in the USA. Less travelling for your tee, faster delivery for you, and no need for it to cross the Atlantic wearing a tiny life jacket.